Daily Archives: August 10, 2005


Five Functions Of A Faithful Family -6

A stewardess was talking to an elderly couple. Learning that it was the
couple’s 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated
them and asked how they had done it.
It all felt like five minutes…” the gentleman
said slowly.
The stewardess had just begun to remark on what a sweet statement that
was when he finished his sentence with a word that earned him a sharp
smack on the head:
…underwater.
I hope you don’t feel like you’re underwater this morning. God’s