I obtained this from MWMiles on the Bibleworks Forum:
Three grandmothers were sitting together for lunch one day. Two of them complained endlessly about how ungrateful their grandchildren were – so much that they despaired of the impending Christmas Holiday. After some time it became apparent that the third lady was not speaking but only smiling.
Over on the Bible Design and Binding blog I was reading a post on Note-taking Systems for your bible when I linked to the Thomas Newberry Bible housed at the Dallas Theological Seminary Library: